get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
(Source: clavid, via alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal)
the great gatsby drinking game
1. whenever gatsby says “old sport” take a shot
2. die from alcohol poisoning
I’m down
I honestly just need someone who will lay in bed with me and keep me from over thinking things. I need someone who will calm me down and play with my hair until I fall asleep. I need someone to be here to catch me when I fall.
(via stephania-guey)
“Elephants have been known to die of broken hearts if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death. They refuse all human help.”
(Source: cakenap, via pretendingfromthestartt)
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
(Source: loueeh, via abigailgrace)
me as fruit
you as fruit
(Source: circumcisions, via valiumcolouredsky)
