wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
WHY IS IT IN THE POT ARE THE OTHER ONES COOKING IT OMG THEY’RE CANNIBAL PENGUINS
He’s obviously using it as a hot tub…Duh!
THERE IS ONE IN THE MICROWAVE..IS HE TANNING?
Human Feelings as Drugs
Okay but they did that in Doctor Who and everybody became utter junkies and it practically destroyed the civilisation.
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
“oh my god i’m so fat!!!!!”
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
This is like the time the Queen of Genovia ate a corndog.
you gon eat that?
imma eat it anyway
there is never a wrong time to reblog this
Best yearbook quote ever