wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
(via blueberry-moustaches)
WHY IS IT IN THE POT ARE THE OTHER ONES COOKING IT OMG THEY’RE CANNIBAL PENGUINS
GÜNTER!
He’s obviously using it as a hot tub…Duh!
dying
THERE IS ONE IN THE MICROWAVE..IS HE TANNING?
(Source: thinkinghasconsequences, via witchofmanatees)
Human Feelings as Drugs
Okay but they did that in Doctor Who and everybody became utter junkies and it practically destroyed the civilisation.
(via fine-feathered)
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
(via wildcatzz)
apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
(via yuc-k)
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
“oh my god i’m so fat!!!!!”
(via thatfunnyasian)
the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover
[x]
“the thug life chose me”
this is the greatest thing ever
live fast die young bad girls do it well
This is like the time the Queen of Genovia ate a corndog.
(via rqdechi-town)
