fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
(Source: sharonosbourne, via pseudomorphic)
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
(via br3akmyb0nes)
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINWHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
(Source: multitudeofgifs, via rattle-y0ur-goddamn-head)
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via rattle-y0ur-goddamn-head)
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
(via thatniceguynamednick)
i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
(Source: billnyethesciencewhy, via thatniceguynamednick)
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
(via thatniceguynamednick)
*runs away from responsibilities* yeah i guess you could say im an athlete
(via thatniceguynamednick)

